Tell you all about it when I got the time WOMAN: I'd blame parents except he hasn't got emĪLADDIN: (jumps from behind the BELLY DANCER, and the crowd spots him) (ALADDIN, behind a BELLY DANCER, compliments her movements to hide)

(ALADDIN dodges the GUARDS' swords, then ducks behind a group of girls)ĪLADDIN: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts (the HEAD GUARD stops ALADDIN, pushes him to the ground) (ALADDIN jumps off the cart and steals bread from a FEMALE CITIZEN) (everyone resumes motion, and ALADDIN jumps onto a cart) As he begins to sing, everyone else freezes) (the curtain rises to reveal the Agrabah marketplace. Guards) Here, take it back! I didn't want it anyway!įEMALE CITIZEN: That boy is such a nuisance!įEMALE CITIZEN: They should put him in the royal dungeon and throw away the key! GUARDS draw their swords) … I'll take that as a yes. Wouldn't attack a guy just for stealing one old measly piece of fruit, now, would you? (the MALE CITIZEN: That boy has been stealing my apples again!ĪLADDIN: (appears in a window) Uh, guys, let's not do anything drastic, okay? I mean, you (JAFAR and IAGO exit stage right, passing ALADDIN as he runs across from stage rightĪLADDIN: That's MR. JAFAR: We have to find this diamond in the rough. IAGO: Now there's a big surprise! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack from not surprise – That peasant was obviously less than worthy. How many peasants do we have to go through to find that stupid JAFAR: That's the third peasant this cave has eaten this week! How am I ever to become sultan (the PEASANT enters the Cave, which collapses on him) The tale of the magic lamp.ĬAVE: Who dares approach the Cave of Wonders? Only the diamond in the rough may enter. (the stage behind her is revealed, showing JAFAR, IAGO, and PEASANT at theĮntrance to the CAVE of WONDERS) Ah, the Cave of Wonders. The desert night hides a thousand stories! Well, let me help you pass the time with a tale. (sparkles fly out of her hand, the CAMEL exits stage left)Īhhhh, salaam and good evening, weary travelers. This page has been listed as needing cleanup since. You should also check this article's talk page to see if the person who added this message left an explanation there. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of theatre articles, to determine how to edit this article to conform to a higher standard of article quality.

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